Where's Enlighten-mint?

[Hilarionsf]

Why she isn't available in the store?

[lawmfw]

Very good question which has yet to be explained.

[Hilarionsf]

It was the mint I most expected to buy

[MAGICDAVESHROOM]

Those who seek enlightenmint should journey to the fountain of knowledge that is Reddit and seek out haemophilus.

Grasshopper.

[lawmfw]

Wax on, wax off !  The quest for answers at Reddit has not garnered any worthy knowledge.

[MAGICDAVESHROOM]

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@lawmfw wrote:

Wax on, wax off !  The quest for answers at Reddit has not garnered any worthy knowledge.

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That is because she is hiding from our wrath, little one.

None of the unworthy (us) would have knowledge of the attain-mint of enlightenmint, which is the a grEAt mystery and known only to those of the inner sanctum, of which she is one. Grasshopper.

[lawmfw]

There is a conspiracy afoot to keep all of us unenlighten-minted ?

[MAGICDAVESHROOM]

It may be written in the book of Google playstore when those who seek enlightenmint shall offer their sacrifices of mints in the sacred store of EA in exchange for various levels of enlightenmint, until then only haemophilus or the dark devs have the knowledge we all seek. I counsel patience for all mysteries will be revEAled in the fullness of thyme. Grasshopper.

[eieio_31310]

I think it has gone to support the loyal PVZ2 players by not taking part in this new Battlez.. 

[lawmfw]

Finally, an enlightened  MINT !!

This mint knows who butters his bread eh ?