Too Many Ads

[linuxPigPen]

Hey folks,

Haven't been here for awhile. I blame Trump.

Every day 8 to 10 Trump or Republican ads show up on my FB news feed. Being the kind soul that I am, I feel compelled to gently explain the the RNC and its followers that perhaps they should talk about something that matters. When I run into the not unexpected flak for my time and effort, I must needs explain the futility of their arguments with my usual eviscerating wit. I'm having a blast imagining these suckers saying "I know he just insulted me. But I don't know how."

I'd forgotten how much I missed doing that.

Anyway I'm sure y'all are the poorer for my absence, but you're just going to hang on until I'm ready to charm the socks off you again.

[1H3J0KER]

@linuxPigPen  Go kick some political Phat-Beet soldier!

P.S. If possible, bring me back their brainz.

[MAGICDAVESHROOM]

@linuxPigPen 

Have you been away working on a plan to assassinate shampoo and condition Donald T's wig?

[linuxPigPen]

@1H3J0KER We are dealing with trump supporters here. Brainz tend not to be abundant. Offering me a 'binky' and telling me to move out of mommy's basement, sadly seems to be the extent of their wit.

[Perfume-shroom92]

But I have missed you Piggy~~ and your jokes~~~

[1H3J0KER]

@linuxPigPen Whoops! I guess I raised my hopes too high.

Although on second thought, it was quite obvious. Wonder how I missed that🤔