Thanks for your feedback @TacticalBazza.
Personally, I like that the patch notes aren't just a mountain of technical jargon and that someone has gone to the effort to make it a little fun.
I agree we could do a better job of highlighting changes per client update. It's something we're actively looking into now - so thank you for taking the time to post your feedback.
They're not even clever. They sound like they were written by a 12 year old, and make it so much more time-consuming to see what was actually changed.
I'm also getting the endless "restart to update" messages. Has anyone posted a fix for this?