January 2020
I've quit apex as a result of the over powered SBMM. I was a diamond player with over 70000 games to my name and I'm honestly just done. Can't wait for MW BR to drop. Apex killed themselves.
Went from having a 2.4 season 3 KD to 1.2, having your K/D artificially pushed to 1 makes absolutely no sense. * you apex.
January 2020
January 2020 - last edited January 2020
@EerieV Yeah..that blows...especially for the amount of time you put into the game.
If someone feels the need to create a smurf account every time they hit their "peak ability", they either have an addiction to stomping lower level players because of noticeably high testosterone levels or they're addicted and need to seek help immediately. I suggest two types of medication; estrogen and get a life...both in pill form of course.
January 2020
I reckon you took an estrogen pill or two too many.
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but yeah lets just castrate every man while we are at it, right?
If someone doesn't feel the need to create a smurf account every time they hit their "peak ability", they either don't care about getting trashed every game (but thats fun tho isn't it?) because of noticeably high estrogen levels or they're addicted to losing and need to seek help immediately. I suggest two types of medication;
a testosterone needle to the butt and splitting wood with an axe in a lumberjack shirt for 2 hours everday.
PS: Thank you so much for your suggestion, we are going to consider it.
January 2020
you should also include beating your chest after each and every fatal slash of your axe. At least the other logs will know who's boss.
January 2020
January 2020
No, I think we should include painting nails and trying out dresses. As everyone knows that is how humanity got as far as it did, by women painting their nails while the men just sat around and created smurfs for apex legends.
You know, while we are at it, I think we should include posting man hating * on gaming forums instead of valid criticism amongst the list of your suggestions, yeah?
January 2020
You know whats sad? When a game has obvious design issues and people talk about it and then some man hating goblin enters the room and rants against testosterone and people not wanting to get * on in a competetive online game repeatedly.
You know whats also sad? That normal queues are not enjoyable anymore whatsoever, particularly when you solo. On one hand, the lobby is full of tryharding high skill stacks, on the other hand half the lobby is dead by the 3 minute mark because they "hotdropped" and "just wanted to have fun".
And somehow it is supposed to be appropiate to autofill your team with bronze4 or sub lvl 50 players against said predator tryhard stacks.
Yeah, great times. So much fun to play this game if you don't bring your high skill teammates along. SBMM is trash and I will continue to smurf in ranked because it is the only enjoyment I can get out of the game right now as someone who plays solo most of the time.
January 2020
What's sad is the thought that someone would take it seriously and as if their manhood was being somewhat threatened. I guess you win