October 2020
What I love about solo-queuing at EOS is it brings all the DAF TMs out of the woodwork. I wonder who I will get today? My favourite DAF TMs yesterday were as follows:
- Crypto. He was LMS in the squad. He found a nice quiet place and sent his drone to pick up our bann ... wait ... no, he used his drone to check the area was clear before running in himself and picking our banners up. He then found another nice quiet place to send his drone to respa ... wait ... no ... he ran in to respawn us personally. Please, kill me now.
- Wraith. Playing the LTM our LL keeps dropping grenades to off herself. She obviously wants to be a shadow ... but the Wraith keeps reviving her. On the fourth occassion the LL gives up and quits. The Wraith then starts punching me for no reason whatsover.
- Another Wraith. Our LL pings a Flatline. Wraith means to dibs it but hits a 'go here' marker instead so I hear 'okay'. I pick up the Flatline. Wraith then spends the next two minutes chasing me and punching me. JF it was only a Flatline. I get fed up and quit.
- Loba. Doesn't use BM once. Drops in a bunker. I follow her. She bombards me with nades. I stand there and take it. We climb out of the bunker. She tries to shoot me. I go solo. She dies, 0 damage. She pings her banner. I ignore it. She quits.
What fun awaits me today?
October 2020
@EdwardDLuffy Mystical wonders of salty chipmunks who play games to * people off.
October 2020
Uh. Forgot this one.
- Pathy. We are a squad of two in trios. We happen across a massive fireflght in the middle of Fragment (surprise, surprise) - at least four squads. We have a fun time sniping from distance - I land 900 damage in about a minute. Pathy then decides to grapple into the middle of the firestorm WHY PATHY WHY. He is downed within seconds. I pop the totem, grapple in, grab the banner, do a bit of antagonistic dancing, get shot and am back at the the totem. Pathy quits. Arghhhhhhh!!!!
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