S7 stories for the children

[hayhor]

@EdwardDLuffy But it was gold!

[EdwardDLuffy]

@hayhor Revenant is not driven by financial reward. He saves all his cash for rainy days. Mostly for rust protection.

[hayhor]

@EdwardDLuffy Mate take the gold shield cause its gold!

[EdwardDLuffy]

@hayhor Stop it. Stop it now.

[hayhor]

@EdwardDLuffy 🤣 Maybe I'm LL. 👀

[hayhor]

I was paired with a kid that on launch yelled into the mic "Let's go get a 20 bomb!" before dropping us into a spot with 6 or 7 others teams.

He had zero damage for the game. 🤣

[EdwardDLuffy]

So annoyed right now. Seething.

Mirage goes in 1 v 3 and gets knocked.

BH goes in 1 v 3 and gets knocked.

I have flanked the enemy and go in.

I knock Gibby

I knock LL.

I crack Horizon but she cracks me and I run off to heal.

I go back in.

I knock Gibby AGAIN.

I crack Horizon ...

... and I run out of ammo.

I manage to land two punches before she eliminates me.

:'(

[OldTreeCreeper]

Once upon a time, Oldtree and a squaddie had just been killed in a treemendous shootout. There had been a series of team kills and rezzes so far in the match. The surviving squaddie moved off a bit to reenergise both health and shield, and to pick up and drop a few guns. As you can imagine, it's getting very tense with only 20 seconds to go on the clock for pickup. Gallantly the third squaddie makes a beeline towards our death boxes and jumps a fence...... to their death.

I nearly wet myself 

The end. 

[Lord_Scorpion34]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ted-trump-cruz-12aW6JtfvUdcdO

[pastaclown]

@Koochi-Q not too too much of a story, but today, I got every single daily done in 8-9 minutes. I had 2 stars leftover from when I played yesterday, so I basically got 1 BP level in 9 minutes, talk about a world record. 

Promptly shut off the game, went downstairs and got myself some ice-cream.