Marketing Meeting For Black Friday Sale [ Edited ]

[asukojo]

As @hayhor requested :

CEO : Black Friday is coming guys, time to sell a lot of stuff and get a lot of money !  

           Marketing team, what is your idea ?

Marketing: Let's bundle thing up so they have to buy all of them !

CEO: Genius ! 

Marketing: To entice them, we will give them HUGE discount !

CEO: How about if they already have few of the skin ?

Marketing: It's easy, we give them LESS discount

CEO : Make sense, let's do it then !

[hayhor]

@asukojo 🤣

[asukojo]

Few days after implementation on the daily stand up meeting :

QA: Marketing team, if we give them less discount, they have to pay more, it doesn't make sense, check this out !

Marketing team: Opps, you're right, it looks so wrong.  I think we should give same discount so they pay less. 

QA: Let's fix this then !

Marketing team:  But that means we get less money while our boss want huge money !

CEO:  HOLD ON, they won't notice this since most of them only has 1 account. They can't compare like yours.

Marketing: Boss, you're GENIUS !

CEO: Sometimes

QA: But they will notice it soon or later.

CEO: We take this risk, only smart one will figure out, by that time, it's already TOO LATE !  NO REFUND !

[asukojo]

+ @Koochi-Q  since he loves to hear Respawn's meetings.

[Koochi-Q]

@asukojo You know me too well XD. I saw that previous post where hayhor suggested it and after writing my post immediately came here XD... well also because it was second thread after the other, but that's beside the point XD.

I had a good chuckle with your 2nd post detailing ppl not noticing it until it was too late... Now lets see how fast this'll go on reddit and twitter :P

[asukojo]

Emergency meeting on Thanks Giving day

Ceo: Dang, they figure it out quickly, they are not dumb.

QA: I told u, soon or later they will figure it out.

Marketing: Should we give 50 percent discount then ?

Ceo: I am ok with it.

Qa: Hold on, we will need to refund some transaction that got less discount, and we don't have partial refund mechanism .

Ceo: Wauw, you just save me again. What to do then?

Marketing: we gave same 44 percent discount .

Qa: But that will increase the price for the biggest bundle from 6000 to 7300 !

Ceo : Yeah, but we don't have other option, and this is more money for us, so let do it then.

Dev: As you wish, done. 

Ceo: Happy Thanks Giving guys !

[Koochi-Q]

@asukojo LOLZ WTF XD wait does the biggest bundle cost more now?! XD Haven't paid attention...

If so... they increased the prices upon an already elevated pricepoint? XD

[asukojo]

@Koochi-Q Yes, they messed it up.