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Re: Looks like not even EA is sure when the early access will be

by Leprechanus
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@frauzet Oh, if only my wife would be willing to read through a large gaming forum. Unfortunately, that is not is not how she works. This is what will happen:

 

Wife - Why aren't you playing your game?

Me - Well honey they changed the time and...

Wife - Really? they just changed the time on Valentine's Day?

Me - Listen... this is what happened...

Wife - Don't even bother, I know you were just trying to get out of more time with me.

Me - Honey, no that's not it I just..

Wife - I don't believe you

Me - I can show you on the forums!

Wife - Right, like I'm going to read through a bunch of forums. I will just be here wondering what a full Valentine's Day would have looked like. 

Me - We just went out to dinner at your favorite restaurant

Wife - Sorry I'm busy. 

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@madchuska83 

 

There is always a reason to be angry with your husband. If you can't come up with one he will.

 

Wink


"From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire."

[Robert Frost - Fire and Ice]

I don't work for EA. The opinions I express are my own.
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@Leprechanus wrote:

@frauzet Oh, if only my wife would be willing to read through a large gaming forum. Unfortunately, that is not is not how she works. This is what will happen:

 

Wife - Why aren't you playing your game?

Me - Well honey they changed the time and...

Wife - Really? they just changed the time on Valentine's Day?

Me - Listen... this is what happened...

Wife - Don't even bother, I know you were just trying to get out of more time with me.

Me - Honey, no that's not it I just..

Wife - I don't believe you

Me - I can show you on the forums!

Wife - Right, like I'm going to read through a bunch of forums. I will just be here wondering what a full Valentine's Day would have looked like. 

Me - We just went out to dinner at your favorite restaurant

Wife - Sorry I'm busy. 


Why not ask her before she even notices you're not playing whether she'd like to spend some more time with you?

That way she can't blame you for not wanting to spend more time with her.


"From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire."

[Robert Frost - Fire and Ice]

I don't work for EA. The opinions I express are my own.
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That would quickly go into the "What about the game you are supposed to be playing and we agreed to?" and then continue rest of the script haha.
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Of course, you'd need to tell the reason why you have more time, too.

Don't wait for her to ask, tell her the truth right away. Otherwise, she might think you are hiding something.

 

Most women I know don't like it if they have to worm every single sentence out of their husband.


"From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire."

[Robert Frost - Fire and Ice]

I don't work for EA. The opinions I express are my own.
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@Leprechanus Just leave her. If you really have to deal with that type of * why are you still married? I know I wouldn't.

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Man this sucks was totally planning on playing this on V day with my wife QQ

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dang that's harsh. I've been married over 6 years now and still consider it a happy marriage. I love my wife but all women just have certain quirks just like we do.
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@Leprechanus just tell her that you're surprising her by spending extra time with her and that was your plan the whole time

 

Wife: "You want to cuddle? But what about your game?"

You: "The only one I want to play with right now is you 😉"

*Let's Get It On begins playing in the background*

 


@Liquidous_Flame wrote:

@Leprechanus Just leave her. If you really have to deal with that type of * why are you still married? I know I wouldn't.


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never EVER plan days around releases lol it ends badly every time
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