Re: Gibraltar has coronavirus
by WingmannedbroOriginal Post
@MandatoryIDtag wrote:@Koochi-Q No rejoicing for me, lockdown starts today in the UK and i'm a self employed builder lol. x.x
On the bright side, people are so paranoid that i can go shopping and clear a queue with my smokers cough.
Silver linings and all that.
I just came back shopping for groceries and there's no more toilet paper... 
It's all gone cause the store doesn't tell stupid doomsday preppers to jump off a cliff. In place of where the toilet paper used to stand, the stores now decided to fill the shelves with kitchen rolls, so I got that.
I'm down to 1 last roll, and after that i'll have to wipe with kitchen rolls.... BRUH!
I actually hate this society.
@apostolateofDOOM wrote:@Wingmannedbro That smears more than anything else.. or so I heard.
Oke that's it, to hell with a down payment on a house.
I'm plundering my bank account to buy a bidet a.s.a.p.
@WingmannedbroJust improvise and do this instead.
Put the extra money towards a better gpu on your new build as it looks like we're all gonna be inside for awhile.
The middle class hates me, find out how to get rich fast with this one simple trick.
@Wingmannedbro we getting to the nitty gritty now. Shelves empty here too.
Just dampen the kitchen roll a bit for added comfort. 
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A funny one doing the rounds here
Please note:
I am a Community Volunteer.
I do not work for EA.
My views are my own.
