All these cheaters now a days with their mods and their game files, back in my day cheaters were very different, the year was nineteen dickity two and you had to say dickity because the cheaters stole our word for twenty.... where was I? Oh right the cheaters, it was the roaring dickities and JD Rockefeller gave me a silver hey penny which was worth twice as much as a furlong which was dickity times more valuable than a jumbalya, you see back in those days rich people would fly around in blimps and would throw coins down on the streets, I would pull my wash tub out of the house trying to catch them -snoring for 2 hours waking up- oh right back to the cheaters superman challenged FDR to a race around the world and Roosevelt beat him by a furlong or so the papers would have you believe, it was on Thanksgiving in nineteen dickity seven and Turkeys were called walkin' birds back in those days, did I tell you about the time I took the faerie over to shelbyville? Oh right back to the cheaters, I'm sorry, I get to rambling, did I ever tell you about where the word "rambling" comes from? Because I could go on about that for dickity three hours.
