Sing along if you know this one:
"The hills are alive with the sounds of summer snipers" . . .
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A few gazillion sardine will pass by us soon here on Africa's East coast , says the sharks , dolphins , whales , tuna , barracuda , gulls , gannets . . . ALL waiting .
Further inland , a surging migration of a few million wildebeest will stop dead in their tracks at a wide river where just 8 or 9 crocodiles lurk within .
Now that I've threat-enlightened you , Mr Sardine and Mrs Wildebeest , I gotta ask :
You gonna run those wicked gauntlets , or are you gonna maybe swim a little deeper , or cross that river a little further upstream?
We can't score sustenance in the deeper waters says the fish , we will instead use our speed and sheer numbers to ensure that 'we' as a whole will succeed .
Nine crocodiles can't possibly eat millions of us says the wildebeest , and so they'll only pause a bit before they too make their mad dash across that river .
They'll pause as well before crossing even tiny brooks and streams too , as their instincts force them to scan for beady eyes scoping them out from water level . . .
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The unpredictably erratic , zigzagging forward running style that I call 'Jiggly Man' works very well in BF4 as a defense against being sniped .
However (likely due to more bullet deviation in BF4 I guess) Jiggly Man doesn't work as well in BFV .
A couple of restless 'can't-stand-still-for-a-few-moments' moments after Jiggly Man gets you to cover is what I call 'Antsy Man' .
This does work well in BFV even despite the bullet-thingy , likely due to its faster soldier movements .
