Why can't it be easy?

[Terrian489]

Well what can I say. This is such a * process to just link my console to my EA account just so I can link an app on my phone to a game. Been at it for over an hour now and all I see is having to create multiple accounts * around linking them together with a laptop I don't have as it seems I can't do this on my blasted phone and got a real lack of laptops here as I'm on tour miles away from a shop!!! Can any one help?